Perfectly lonely but not in that John Mayer way....

After a several years and a terrible breakup that has scarred worst than a unlicensed plastic surgeon, I decided to try online dating once again. Don't get me wrong..I am pretty sure my heart is still broken and I know I harbor a lot of love toward this person. The jury is still out on whether or not he deserves it or not. Anyway......

Am I heavily medicated, you ask? No. Am I lonely? No..not really. 

Why have I decided to take on this completely ludicrous, torturous, and possibly soul-crushing task?

Well, comedy. I've forgot how hilarious other people can be in this forum.

I've only been in attendance on a site for a week and I've been ask to do things that would make E.L. James blush. I mean anything could make her blush...that book really didn't foyer into anything crazy. ooh wow..he has a room...! 

Anyway, I need to share these experiences with other people aside from my friends. They are already giggling as much as I am. 

So join me on this journey. It's going to get really real; real quick. 

Hugs and chocolate covered cookies,

--N

P.S. That's a heart-shaped pizza I made for myself last Valentine's Day.